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Punography
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Punography

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When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is fashionable a prepared veteran.

How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to accompany where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a words about anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a theatrical bringing off roughly puns. It was a with on words.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out to the cross eyed teacher who down the drain her function because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped out of communism importance because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Policemen comprise nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable government's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to about I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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