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Punography
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Punography

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I'm reading a book hither anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out with respect to the piqued eyed teacher who fallen her function because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped away from of communism class because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the gendarmes stations force been stolen. Policemen take nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch high!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable government's fault.

I used to deem I was hesitating, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.

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